one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
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Summer Hits of the 90’s
I created a new pandora station named summer hits of the 90’s and it has been playing for 2 hours without a single skip. I love this station!!!
Reblog if you have boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Just read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
#this brings back traumatic memories of the………………#boob war……….. what have you experienced
The………boob war………..
lololol
some one put the best vines together and yah it’s really cool
and sorry to disappoint some people, the girl with the huge boobs doesn’t actually show up in the video :p
I’m so glad the girl with the giant boobs didn’t turn me off of watching this video.
i want historians of the future to see only this video of our generation
OMG XD These are so funny!
xDDD
i’m really not sure what the universe is trying to tell me, but it’s really starting to get to me.
Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)
first date: show me all your flaws, i’ll show you mine. reveal your scars, i’ll reveal mine. tell me what aches you and i’ll tell you mine.
Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)
It’s a marvelous thing, the ocean. For some reason when two people sit together looking out at it, they stop caring whether they talk or stay silent. You never get tired of watching it. And no matter how rough the waves get, you’re never bothered by the noise the water makes by the commotion of the surface - it never seems too loud, or too wild.
Banana Yoshimoto, Goodbye Tsugumi (via budddha)
in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. one automobile birthed another automobile.
when Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “i’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. the car responds by saying “right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.
in Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. a CAr is riding in another car. they make reference to the Popemobile. “is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. this means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “fossil fuel. as in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but where they actual dinosaurs or dead dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
- january: new year, new me.
- february: ewh. relationships
- march: what even...
- april: raiiiiiiin
- may: ewww bugs.
- june: i can't wait for summer
- july: TOO MUCH SUMMER
- august: ugh school.
- september: nope.
- october: spooky.
- november: foodfoodfood
- december: shit.